The early years.

Olivia was born into the Royal Family as the third daughter. The king was trying desperately for a son but alas, it was not meant to be. Instead King Stephen and Queen Paulonia had two beautiful blonde princess, named "Absolute-Lee" and "Sin-dyrella". To keep a low profile they sisters prefer to go by Abby and Ella. Much, much, later Queen Paulonia gave birth to the most beautiful princess there ever was, Olivia. As is true for all fairy tales, it is always the most beautiful that suffer the most. Abby and Ella were jealous of Olivia's beauty, grace and amazing wit and tortured her for many, many years. One day Olivia decided that since her chance of ever becoming Queen was slim and she could no longer bear the abuse she left the royal palace. And so it came to be that Olivia married a commoner and remains to this day hidden away on the Canadian Prairies, trying to blend in and make the best of her dismal circumstances.

With only her laptop, lucky slippers, a block a cream cheese and crackers she will try to update this blog page with stories that will hopefully entertain you or at least make you appreciate your life a little more.