My trip to see Darlene.
Air fare $943
Luggage $100
New shoes $120
New clothes $1247
Bathing Suit $69
One that doesn't make me look fat $1,000,000 (don't worry, I couldn't find one)
Gifts for my hosts $1.79
A chance to have Darlene and Ken to myself for 1 week, priceless. For everything else, there's debtor prison.
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Unfortunately debtors prison is closed for renovations. You will either be accommodated in Guantanamo Bay or be asked to accompany Dick Chaney on his next hunting trip.
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