I, Princess of the Prairies,
After seeing the constant stupidity in those around me and
After tiring of trying to reason with dumbasses
Decree that:
No one will waste more than 3 days before accomplishing at least 2 jobs around the house (including basement, garage and yard).
No one shall attend more than 2 Auction Sales a week unless they can prove that they actually need to buy something specific.
No one shall wait at the table for dinner to appear after having wasted yet another day.
No one shall expect clean clothes in their closet as long as the washer/dryer are in public domain and not locked.
No one shall expect groceries to appear in the refrigerator courtesy of Merlin the Magician.
No one shall justify not making home repairs by saying "I don't know how".
No one shall assume that unpaid bills will disappear.
No one shall watch TV before completing a simple productive task each evening.
Any subject failing to obey the above will be dealt with by the princesses official task force.
Signed, April 15, 2008
Olivia, Princess of the Prairies
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Judging by the tone of voice I take it that you are SERIOUS about the royal decree. yikes.
mindless
PS I have made the beds, done the dishes, done a load of laundry and am making supper. Can I watch American Idol tonight? huh, huh
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