Apparantly, each golf course has it's own specific rules. How planted trees or out of bound balls are scored, that sort of thing. These are some that are Roblin specific.
1. Members of the ladies league are required to think of 3 things to complain about prior to coming into the clubhouse.
2. Members of the men's league will not support the clubhouse but will instead bring there own liquor from home, consume in on the course and spend hours after their game being obnoxious to the staff.
3. Overweight members will insist on driving their golf carts right up to the green and ignore all cart paths.
4. Serious golfers will talk loudly during the oppositions shot. Same golfers will pout if you talk during theirs.
5. All members will expect membership fees and cart costs be kept to a minimum while at the same time demanding course improvements.
6. Members are allowed to spend 20 minutes minimum looking for lost balls in the bush or in the water even though they have not shot anywhere near these obstacles.
7. Members should deduct a minimum of 2 shots per hole including mulligans and gimmee's.
8. Members are invited to travel south to the oppositions new course and spread the joy elsewhere.
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