Friday, May 04, 2007

The Virtues of Dating

Girls, remember when you first started dating your sweetheart? How you would never be caught dead without shaving your legs, full face makeup (somewhat Geisha-like). You were always sweet and charming - perhaps a little coy?

A your darling in turn - always smelled good. Was always freshly shaved. A little sweetie who whispered sweet nothings and brought flowers. And would never, ever fart in from of you.
And then you marry. A while marriage is a fine institute for those of us who need to be institutionalized, there is much to be said for dating.

Wouldn't it be nice to go back to the dating days. When you were taken out for dinner at night since you had worked so hard and might be tired. Maybe a movie, perhaps even one you might like as opposed to the car chasing, skinny chick, kick-boxing crap that somebody else might like. Compliments flowed like wine. Gifts for no special occasion. Yes, girls, those were the good old days.

But it's interesting, that even when marriages break up and you can no longer live happily ever after, that most women will dive right back in and marry again. So my dear friends, I am not telling you to end your marriage but perhaps if it does end you should consider the virtues of dating. Find a great guy and date him till death do you part.

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