Friday, January 20, 2006

A Sing-A-Long

I'm sure you are all familiar with "The Sound of Music". Julie Andrews neglected to sing these verses in the movie. But she had two bosses. First she worked for God and I bet he was pretty easy going. Then she worked for the man she eventually seduced and married. So I guess she didn't feel the need to finish the song. So here are the unsung verses. You know the tune so feel free to sing along.

8 hours a day I work here for a pittance
It wouldn't take much to bid it good riddance
Benefit packages don't mean a thing
If I am lucky I'll leave here by spring.

The pad on my desk is now covered in doodles
I'd chuck my work - the whole kit and caboodle
The members are ugly, no chance for a fling
If I am lucky I'll leave here by spring

I sit at my desk until I'm feeling dozey
To tell you the truth my job just ain't that rosey
But it's the weekend and that makes my sing
If I am lucky I'll leave here by spring.

CHORUS:

Oh this job bites
Oh the work stings
And I'm finally sad
I simply remember my bonus is due
And then I don't feel so bad.

Thanks for joining in.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My most hugest pet peave ever in the whole world "STUPID PEOPLE." So I am definitely with you all on that one!!!